I had my follow up appointment with my endocrinologist yesterday and he was very upset to see that I had gained weight. I tried taking the "I've gained muscle mass" road, but he shot me down with a "bitch please" look and proceeded to tear me a new one.
The truth of the matter is that Karma is paying me back! Allow me to explain. Last friday, my friend Miss D and I met for coffee at Seven Stars, a local bakery/pastry shop that sells some scrumptious desserts. Miss D, who is also
on the never ending diet making some dietary changes, wisely chose a biscotti to go with her sugar free/cream free coffee. Yours truly, on the other hand, chose the ginormous pecan sticky bun! And here's why Karma just won't let me be.......instead of quietly eating my pastry, I had the cojones to say to Miss D, "this is how you do it at Seven Stars" and proceeded to make sweet lurve to my sticky bun. So you see, it's not that I gained weight........Karma just won't let bygones be bygones.
Also, on a
completely unrelated note, I was on vacation last week and ate at restaurants with the word CHEESE prominently featured in their name (shout out to The Big Cheese Pub in Cranston and of course the Cheesecake Factory at Prov Place). But of course this has nothing to do with the weight gain..........right?
